What are some good cleaning jokes?

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asked Dec 27, 2019 in laundry/Cleaning by Taniuskakl (250 points)
What are some good cleaning jokes?

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answered Dec 28, 2019 by Adf289 (58,200 points)
Here are a few good cleaning jokes.

You never know what you have…until you clean your room.

I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.

A clean house is a sign of no Internet connection.

A true, short story of every parent: “My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.”

Here's a clean joke about a burglar.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

Because the burglar wanted to make a clean get away.

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