I have peed on my teacher in Kindergarten.
Back around 1993 when I was in Kindergarten I had asked the teacher to let me go to the restroom.
She said no and that I had to wait.
But I could not wait and so I got mad at her and then just whipped out my penis and peed all over her dress she was wearing.
She got mad and sent me to the principals office.
However the principal sided with me and said she should've let me use the toilet.
She always let me use the toilet after that. lol