Isn't Santa Claus A Pervert?

Question

I always thought it was creepy when I was told that I'd better be good because Santa Claus was watching my every move?

I know he's not real. It's impossible for a Man to Deliver Presents to Every Boy and girl in the world by himself in one night.

But if he was real. I think he's a real pervert.

Why does he need for us to be asleep for him to come into "break into" our homes at night via the chimney?

I don't have kids. But I sure wouldn't tell them about some fake guy coming to our house at night.

As kids we got into trouble for lying to our parents. But yet they spew out this lie about this fake guy called Santa Claus.

When I was 4 I came to realize it was impossible for one guy to be flying to every house in one night and viewed him as a creep.

Answer 1

Lol. Yeah. If that Guy was real, then yes indeed he's a perverted Pedophile that likes to have kids sit on his lap and sneak into peoples houses at night while they're asleep.

No way would I want a Fat guy in a red suit sneaking into my house at night dropping presents and doing who knows what else while me or kids were asleep.

And I certainly wouldn't allow my kids if I had them to sit on a Strangers lap.